OPEN THREAD 20200409

This is the daily OPEN THREAD for today.

Our purpose is the utter destruction of the criminal CCP.

Anything can be posted on this thread – we have free speech.

That said, everybody else does, too.

And we do have a rule.

Don’t get in front of our weapons.

W

36 thoughts on “OPEN THREAD 20200409

  1. On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of Irish countryside.

    Pump attendant — who knows absolutely nothin’ about golf — greets him in a typical Irish manner, completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. “Top of the mornin’ to yer, sir” says the attendant.

    Tiger nods a quick “hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

    “Wat are those?”, asks the attendant. “They’re called tees,” replies Tiger. “Well, wat on this God’s earth are dey for inquires the Irishman. “They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving”, says Tiger.

    “Fookin Jaysus”, says the Irishman, “Mercedes thinks of everything!”

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  2. Tiger Woods and a local preacher get paired off at a charity golf tournament. On the fourth hole, Tiger misses an easy 6 foot putt and shouts, “God dammit!” The preacher turns to him and says, “Tiger, you shouldn’t anger God. If you blaspheme any more, God will smite you where you stand.”

    3 holes later, Tiger misses another putt, and shouts, “Fuck!” The preacher turns to him and says, “I’m warning you. If you don’t watch your mouth, God will smite you.”

    Tiger holds his tongue until the last hole, where he misses yet another easy putt badly. Visibly frustrated he mutters, “son of a bitch. Screw this game.” The preacher hears him, and says, “That’s it! God will smite you!” An instant later, a lightning bolt strikes the preacher, killing him instantly.

    Tiger looks up, and hears a booming voice from the heavens yell, “damn it!”

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    1. Yeah that one is NOT child appropriate. Which is too bad b/c otherwise they would love it having no idea what some of those inappropriate references are.

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  3. A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.”

    He asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

    The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.”

    He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax, and then…..” he sighed, “we’ll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.”

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  4. Bonus:

    One morning, Tiger Woods goes to his usual golf course to play a morning round of 18 and notices a black bear approaching him from the woods off the first tee. Alarmed, Tiger starts to retreat when the bear casually asks Tiger what he’s doing.

    Having never spoken to a black bear before, Tiger was a little hesitant at first but upon realizing that the bear was not a threat he tries his best to explain the game of golf to this black bear. After learning that it is a game played competitively, the bear asks to be shown how to play and wants to place a friendly wager that he could beat Tiger. Confident in his abilities to beat a rookie golfer, let alone a black bear, Tiger agrees to a one hole playoff over a piece of Fruit Stripe gum.

    Tiger goes first and snacks a line drive straight down the middle of the fairway. The black bear then grabs a club but as he approaches the tee box he freezes, turns to Tiger and asks, “What do I do now?” Wanting to be fair, Tiger points to a tree off in the distance saying “See that tree over there, hit the ball just to the left of that on the short green grass.” The bear then tees off and hits an incredibly accurate shot, landing within 5 yards of the area Tiger had told him to aim.

    When the bear goes to hit his second shot, he again asks what to do, to which Tiger responds by pointing to a pond separating the fairway from the green and tells the bear to land it just short of the water. Miraculously the black bear does the impossible a second time. Astonished, but still focused on winning the wager, Tiger hits an equally exceptional shot to land just ahead of the black bears second shot. Once more, the bear has to ask what the next step of the game is to which Tiger replies, “Ahh yes, you see the flag on the green over there? The object of the game is to get the ball into that small cup in the fewest number of shots.”

    The black bear, furious at this point, replies, “WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST TELL ME THAT ON THE FIRST SHOT!?!?”

    Tl;dr: How the Tiger lost his Stripes.

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      1. I could not believe how few wordpress account names are still available around my theme… quite frustrating for a couple of minutes before I realized I just needed to be a creative speller.

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      1. My other WP account had some broken setting under the hood and I decided it was better to ditch it instead of wasting any more of Wolf’s time.

        This one worked, so the thinkthinkthink account is now mainly for archival purposes.

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  5. Fox has this headline: “Biden, now the presumptive nominee, says he’s ‘coming for’ Harris”….

    ….and I’m thinking, “well, we know Willie Brown has, and suspect a large fraction of male Sacramento Democrats have…..so, why is this even noteworthy?”

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      1. Wolfie,
        I am working on those Science studies and Dr Boyle interviews… BOY WHAT A RABBIT HOLE!

        How do you want me to handle it? More than one article?

        I have the first chapter on the three separate groups saying the Commie China Corona Crud is NOT natural done.

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        1. Whatever makes sense to you! Just PM it like before and I’ll put it into an article or articles as you direct. Or I could give you Contributor Status and you can do them yourself – I’ll just edit them. You want to try that?

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  6. I say, please, please yes!

    Mark Taylor
    @patton6966

    Are we about to find out that we did win the House? Are we about to find out that most Dems across this country are not supposed to be in the office they hold? Can you say California? … –

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    1. Miguelifornia
      @michaelbeatty3

      “We’re going to find out about the proof, you’re gonna see what’s going on” – @realDonaldTrump tells acosta, voter fraud proof is coming

      BLOOMBERG WAS INVOLVED & POTUS KNOWS

      Bloomberg didn’t accidentally slip last night. Last week in Utah he said the same thing but in more detail

      He’s boasting
      He’s flexing his muscle
      How the hell do you think he made the debate stage?
      The DNC OWES HIM
      Let’s not be naive here

      (it’s a thread)

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    2. Frank J. Koza
      @FrankJKoza

      Replying to @michaelbeatty3

      The “massive” voter fraud that occurred in the small town of Bloomingburg NY should serve as the example of how no voter ID and mail in voting could be fraudulently employed across the country to sway a national election.

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      1. Heck, North Carolina is a POSTER CHILD.

        in the 2016 election 20 out of 100 counties had MORE VOTES than adults living in the counties. The ‘additional’ ballots ALL had only Hillary Clinton and Democrat Governor Roy Cooper marked.

        Cooper was the State Attorney General that helped nullify the NC voter ID law. OH and we have PAPER BALLOTS but the candidates were listed in random order and not by party making it a bit harder to cheat. We also have a REPUBLICAN Lt. Governor.

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    1. Wow! NOT smart!!! Don’t give the ChiComs and their Democrat allies any ammunition!!! Follow Trump’s lead on how to deal with China and Chinese people. Even the Chinese consulate – treat with kid gloves.

      Personal attacks only hand truckloads of ammo to the ChiComs, to recruit spies, saboteurs, and insiders. Even being unfriendly to Chinese people is a loser move. One never knows when they might be giving a cold shoulder to a patriot who’s HELPING AMERICA.

      Spitting on the produce? ChiCom! Wearing a mask near the produce? Assume Patriot!

      Make ChiComs the people no Chinese people want to be. THAT is how to win!

      ChiComs are extremely skillful at using the race card on Chinese, just like the Nazis were on Germans. The ChiComs will use both inferiority and superiority memes to manipulate people of Chinese background of ALL TYPES in whatever way works. One of their biggest techniques is to manipulate non-Chinese into scaring, angering, and creating resentments in non-commie and non-mainland Chinese to get them to turn toward and eventually help the CCP. And if people of any kind are too suspicious of the ChiComs, they’ll try to get them to act badly the other way, such as spying and thinking they’re helping Taiwan or anti-ChiCom forces, when they’re really helping the ChiComs.

      ChiComs could easily be behind this incident! They are THAT GOOD with controlled opposition.

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  7. Wolf I dont know if you seen this,,,, I am so ready to shove Gates in hog lot and just #WalkAway….

    We already pay $5 a gallon for milk and I swear to God if these commie green new deal fucktards keep fuckin with my food and toilet paper ima gonna whoop someone’s ass……

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    1. I CALL THIS FEAR PORN!

      If this is happening in the USA, President Trump would know and would be doing something about it. ASAP!

      Remember the virus is in the CITIES and not so much in flyover country.

      You have this:

      Hundreds call out from work after UNION says COVID-19 cases confirmed at meat packing plant
      The JBS food processing company said than 800 employees in Greeley called out from work Monday.
      *https://www.9news.com/article/news/local/jbs-meat-packing-greeley-covid-19/73-bc6727f9-6515-48eb-809b-63dd4ae5b2c4

      GREELY… OH, Yeah the plant that was KEY in getting the Food Safety Modernization act passed thanks to its manure contaminated beef. I remember that name well.

      Earlier:
      November 16, 2002
      Federal regulators close Greeley plant
      Beef company shut down after manure found on carcasses

      *https://about-ecoli.com/ecoli_outbreaks/news/federal-regulators-close-greeley-plant

      June 29, 2009
      JBS Brings Investments To Greeley And Some E. coli To Beef Eaters

      And more recently…

      September 11, 2017: Billionaire Co-owner of JBS Gives Himself up to Police in Brazil

      “…Joesley Batista, the billionaire co-owner of JBS, the world’s largest meatpacker, has turned himself in to authorities in Brazil after a request for his arrest was made. This is the latest development in a corruption scandal involving politicians and meat inspectors, while forcing the sale of various Batista family holdings….”

      Farmers were up in arms about that plant being sold to a non-American corporation that was gobbling up all the USA beef meat packing houses.

      ……………

      That Greeley plant has been sold and re-sold but the problems never seem to go away…

      And it is UNION… Think that UNION might just be the problem? DEMOCRAT UNION LEADERS who TELL their people to strike, knowing the workers will still get paid.

      And just how many of those workers are ILLEGALS???

      The slaughter houses (and the Tyson plant) around here are major employers of illegals BTW. You think a CORRUPT BRAZILIAN might employ illegals?

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