OPEN THREAD 20200410

This is the daily OPEN THREAD for today.

Our purpose is the utter destruction of the criminal CCP.

Anything can be posted on this thread – we have free speech.

That said, everybody else does, too.

And we do have a rule.

Don’t get in front of our weapons.

W

19 thoughts on “OPEN THREAD 20200410

  1. Steve and his buddies were hanging out and talking about a long-planned fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn’t go this time because his wife wouldn’t let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated.

    The following week when Steve’s buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.

    “How did you talk your missus into letting you go, Steve?”

    “I didn’t have to,” Steve replied. “Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows, because I couldn’t go fishing. Then the ol’ lady snuck up behind me, covered my eyes and said, ‘Surprise’. When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee….and she said, ‘Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want.'”

    “So, here I am!”

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  2. A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it’s the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation:

    “Hello? Oh, hi… I’m so glad that you called… Really? That’s wonderful… Well, I’m happy to hear you’re having such a great time… Oh, that sounds terrific… Love you, too. OK. Bye-bye.”

    She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, “who was that?”

    “Oh,” she replies, “that was my husband telling me about the wonderful time he’s having on his fishing trip with you.”

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  3. It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice next to him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass.

    The old man couldn’t believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck. Shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch. The young boy kept catching fish after fish.

    Finally, the old man couldn’t take it any longer. “Son”, he said, “I’ve been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You’ve been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?” The boy responded, “Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm.”

    “What was that?” the old man asked.

    Again the boy responded, “Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm.” “Look,” said the old man, “I can’t understand a word you’re saying.”

    The boy spat the bait into his hand and said… “You have to keep the worms warm!”

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  4. One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, odd looking fish. A man was walking by and said, “Wow! What a nice Gauddam Fish!” The sister said, “Sir, you shouldn’t use lords name in vain.”

    The man said, “But that’s the species of the fish a “Gauddam” Fish.” The sister said, “Oh, in that case, it’s okay.”

    The Sister took the fish back home and said, “Mother Superior, look at the Gauddam Fish I caught.” Shocked, the Mother Superior said, “Sister, you know better than that.”

    The nun said, “That’s the name of it’s species – a Gauddam Fish.” So, the Mother Superior said, “Well, give me that Gauddam Fish and I’ll clean it.”

    While she was cleaning the fish, Monsignor walked in and Mother Superior said, “Monsignor, look at the Gauddam Fish that the sister caught.” Nearly fainting, Monsignor said, “Mother Superior, you shouldn’t talk like that!”

    Mother Superior said, “But that’s the species of it – a Gauddam Fish.” Monsignor said, “Well give me the Gauddam Fish and I’ll cook it.”

    That evening at supper there was a new priest at the table, and he said, “Wow, what a nice fish.” In reply, the sister said, “Thank you, I caught the Gauddam Fish.” And Mother Superior said, “I cleaned the Gauddam Fish.” And Monsignor said, “I cooked the Gauddam Fish.”

    The priest looked around in disbelief, quite shocked, and said, “I’m starting to like this f**king place!”

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  5. Have you seen this?

    Check out how VSG45 tugs on his jacket when Fauci praised the doofus director of the WHO.

    Check out how both Mnuchin and Pence shifted their stances, too.
    The body language of all three of our guys, is…very interesting.

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    Here is the two-tweet combo from TheSharpEdge…both are good:

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    1. The part about FauXi phone conversations with Tedros – WHOA, that wakes ME up. Tedros is a CHINA TOOL. Would love to have transcripts of THOSE CALLS made available to the public, to see what kind of CHINA INFLUENCE is going on at the highest levels of our government.

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      1. Wolfie, Did you hear the question one of the Urinalist’s asked today?

        He was complaining about how some of President Trump’s supports were Trashing Fauci and Brix and wanted to know if President Trump would reprimand us.

        President Trump didn’t actually answer the question and just said he had ‘faith’ in Fauci and Brix. In a later question he said he would listen to them.

        THEY REALLY, REALLY want President Trump to COMMIT TO ALLOWING Fauci and Brix to Determine WHEN the shutdown ends.

        Fauci and Brix also sang high praises of the governors AND said it would be MANY MONTHS before any drugs would be approved for fighting the Commie China Corona Crud.

        THAT IS BULL SCHIFF!!!

        I am hoping that President Trump really kicks ASS on getting FDA approval for Zinc, Hydroxychloroquine and Azithromycin.

        The long term effects are already known, several thousand people have already taken it in NYC (the REAL reason the numbers are coming down) And Fauci’s beloved controlled experiment has been completed or will be shortly.

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      2. OH, and did you catch the LAST sentence by President Trump???

        He said the people he will gather to help him make the decision on opening the country will be from different disciplines, “…very smart people, VERY PATRIOTIC PEOPLE”

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  6. I talked with someone in a state that actually started to pull many veterinarian drugs from ranch & feed stores a couple of years ago. Various reasons given, but it comes down to control of access to medications that work for both animals and humans.

    I also saw this story of a quick and easy anti-parasite treatment today:

    My doc told me years ago to buy an organic papaya. Dry out the seeds (I dried them on a paper plate) Grind them up in a grinder and take 2 tablespoons (preferably on a full moon when the [parasites] were multiplying) This is an excellent and safe, organic wormer.

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