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OK, you got the “kitchens”, you got the “crass”…..now you get the dregs.
A young man goes to confession
He says “Father, I have sinned.”
The priest asks him “Tell me son, what have you done?”
The young man admits “I’ve just cheated on my girlfriend”
Priest “Oh, son, that’s not good, but we all stray from God’s path occasionally”
“But Father, that’s not the worst of it. They were twin sisters”
“Son, I can see you’re feeling guilty, but I’m sure you can atone…”
“I’m not done, Father. They were only 18”
“Son, legally and in the eyes of God…”
“They were virgins, from Sweden. Blonde. They barely spoke a word of English and I took advantage of them!”
The priest is getting a little flustered now “Ok, well, it’s going to take some serious prayer and reflection on your sins to make your peace with the Lord.”
The young man continues “But Father, it was in my girlfriend’s bed, while she was at the hospital visiting her sick mother”
Before the priest can say anything, the young man continues:
“It went on for hours. My God, they were so beautiful, I took them in turns, and both at the same time, it was wild. We fucked in the bed, on the floor, in the shower, on the kitchen bench, and then when my girlfriend walked in, I just kept going. They were insatiable…”
The priest, now getting upset, says “Son, stop!”
But the man continues “…I got it on video, so I can keep it for whenever I want to see it, and I can show it to my friends, and hey, do you want to see it?”
The priest yells “Stop! No! I don’t want to see it! Goddamit, what kind of Catholic are you?!”
The man replies “I’m not a Catholic”
Perplexed, the priest asks “…Then why come to church, why are you in confession? Why are you telling me all this?”
Sanpepi mentioned DMG (Dimethylglycine) aka Vitamin B15 (But Russia has the patent so not sold under that name) for Oxygen problems.
A bit of a dig:
Overview Information
Dimethylglycine is an amino acid, a building block for protein. It is found in the body in very small amounts and for only seconds at a time.
Dimethylglycine is used for attention deficit-hyperactivity disorder (ADHD), epilepsy, chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS), allergies, respiratory disorders, pain and swelling (inflammation), cancer, alcoholism, and drug addiction. It is also used to improve speech and behavior in autism, nervous system function, liver function, the body’s use of oxygen, and athletic performance. Some people use it to reduce stress and the effects of aging, as well as boost the immune system’s defenses against infection. Dimethylglycine is also used to lower bloodcholesterol and triglycerides, and to help bring blood pressure and blood sugar into normal range. How does it work?
Dimethylglycine might help improve the way the body’s immune system worksâŚ. https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-859/dimethylglycine-dmg
Sloan Kettering
How It Works
Dimethylglycine has been used to improve immune function and to manage autism and seizures, but evidenced is mixed or lacking.
Dimethylglycine (DMG) is an amino acid found naturally in plant and animal cells and in many foods such as beans, cereal grains, and liver. It is used to improve energy, boost the immune system, and to manage seizures and autism. There are some positive reports of DMG efficacy on the immune system. However, none of these claims have been confirmed in clinical trials.
Clinical Summary
Dimethylglycine (DMG) is a derivative of the amino acid glycine. It is found naturally in plant and animal cells and in certain foods such as beans, cereal grains, and liver. DMG is produced in cells during the metabolism of choline (1) and is considered an antioxidant and enhancer of oxygenation at the cellular level (2). Choline and DMG are present at higher levels in fetal versus maternal plasma (3). Plasma DMG levels have been found to be lower in children with cystic fibrosis than in healthy children (4).
Animal studies on whether DMG can enhance immune response are mixed (5) (6).
Studies in humans are also quite limited. A few studies suggest DMG may help enhance both humoral and cell-mediated immune responses (2), and enhance oxygen utilization during hypoxia, as well as reduce lactic acid build-up in the blood during stressful events and the number of seizures (1). However, DMG had no effect on oxygen consumption in children with SLSJ-COX deficiency (7), and its use to treat seizures or autism stays controversial as limited clinical trials have yielded mixed results (1) (8). In addition, a systematic review of supplements found no effects with DMG for autism symptoms (11). https://www.mskcc.org/cancer-care/integrative-medicine/herbs/dimethylglycine
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I have been having major shortness of breath problems for the last couple of years (Asthma & Allergies) Right now, even though I do not have the other symptoms of asthma, I still can not walk at a normal pace without getting out of breath.
3000 mg C
5000 mcg B12
CoosMama’s recommended Nettle Leaf & Licorice root
Have all helped to get me off my daily antihistamines but my O2 saturation remains in the 92 -94 range most of the time.
I figure we BOTH can try this stuff and see how it works. Since we both have Pulse Oximeters we will even have ‘measurable’ results. đ¤Ł
No way is the current Corporatocracy going to allow ‘Clinical Trials’ to prove a cheap ‘herbal’ works.
I have used the following brands of DMG and recommend either one.
125 mg capsule from Kirkman. http://www.kirkmangroup.com
125 mg sublingual tablet from Aangamik (Food Science Labs)
Wolfie,
scott467 had suggested “….a Thread (I think you talked about making one just recently) where we put together all the various self-treatment options, everybody spend $20 or $30 to get a two week supply âjust in caseâ, and then get back to life.
If we get sick â which most of us wonât, anyway â we would already have treatment ready to go, we wonât even need to waste time or money going to the doctor….”
I very much second that and suggest it is a NO COMMENTS THREAD for NORMIES that we can hand to our fear frozen neighbors, relatives and friends.
Make it just a thread where the various vitamins, minerals and nutrients are listed along with the scientific studies if at all possible or the secondary anecdotal information if that is not possible.
Most of the information is already on:
*https://wqth.wordpress.com/2020/02/10/20200210th-19th-coronavirus-thread/
Have a thread here on the UTree for people offering additional suggestions that need to be added to that article so we can keep the article it’self ‘clean’
Also include Dr Didier Raoult’s Findings.
He was the rated #1 virologist in the world while Fauci is #33 I think. One of the other treeper’s had the URL. He is now being vilified. Daily Beast calls him a ‘CLIMATE DENIER! đ˛ đ …𤣠SMART MAN!
AND perhaps the fact: “On January 13, Agnes Buzyn, still Franceâs Health Minister, classifies chloroquine as a âpoisonous substance,â from now on only available by prescription. An astonishing move, considering that it has been sold off the shelf in France for half a century”
As well as The mysterious âdisappearanceâ â more likely outright theft â of all the stocks of chloroquine in possession of the French government. “
*https://asiatimes.com/2020/03/why-france-is-hiding-a-cheap-and-tested-virus-cure/
And Dr Jason Fung explains the Financial Conflicts of Interests and the End of Evidence-based Medicine:
I’ll do the thread, but I won’t do a “no comments” thread. All information need to be subject to immediate challenge, qualification, modification, etc.
I hear you. Comments are always at the end. People know – comments are comments.
I *HATE* authority that doesn’t allow open criticism. Hiding from comments is WEAK. I’m an asshole, and people are allowed to tell me to my face, because MUH FREE SPEECH.
An eighty-five year old couple, married for almost sixty years, died in a car crash and went to the Pearly Gates.
They had been in good health for the last ten years, mainly as a result of the wife’s interest in healthy diets and exercise.
St. Peter welcomed them into Heaven and took them to their small palace in heaven- complete with a large bedroom, Jacuzzi, full kitchen, and billiards table. “How much will this cost us?” asked the husband. “Nothing,” St. Peter responded. “This is Heaven- everything is free!”
Next, he took them to the Championship golf course just minutes away from their mansion. They would have golfing privileges whenever they wanted, an angel as a caddy on command, and the course even changed daily to represent the most elite courses on Earth. “This is… stupendous,” the wife asked. “What are the green fees?” Again, St. Peter said “Nothing. This is Heaven- everything is taken care of.”
Next, he took them to the equivalence of a five-star restaurant next to the course. Wagyu beef, prime rib, lobster, veal, salmon, rare vegetables and spices- all one could eat.
“How much-”
“Again, free,” St. Peter responded to the wife. “This is Heaven.”
The husband paused. “Well… this is all nice, but… do you have any low cholesterol, low-fat options…?”
St. Peter chuckled. “In Heaven, you don’t have to worry about Earthly problems. You will never get fat and you will never get sick.”
Suddenly, the husband grew angry, and screamed toward the sky. St. Peter and the man’s wife tried calming him down, but he kept getting angrier.
“What’s the matter???” the wife asked. “Why aren’t you happy here???”
The man responded, “This is all YOUR fault!!! If it weren’t for your fucking ‘bran muffins’ and ‘paleo chicken’ recipes, we could have been here 10 years ago!!!”
A guy buys a vintage motorcycle he saw for sale in an ad in the paper. When he goes to pick the bike up, the dude who sells him the bike says:
“Now remember….that’s all original leather. You can’t let it get too wet. If it starts raining and you don’t have anywhere to shelter it, make sure you keep a tub of vaseline with you. Rub it all over the seat so the water will just bead off.”
The guy takes his new bike and goes to pick up his girlfriend. The girlfriend invites the guy over to her parents house for dinner. This will be the first time he’s ever eaten with her family.
“I should let you know the rule of the table” she said. “There is no talking allowed. The first person to talk at the table has to clean the dishes.”
The guy doesn’t think this is that big of a deal until he arrives at the family’s house and looks in the kitchen. There must be at least three months worth of dishes inside. They are stacked up to the ceiling, stinking and rotting of mold and old bits of food everywhere. The guy almost throws up at the smell and sight of such a disgusting state of affairs.
Dinner begins, and no one is saying a word. The tension is starting to get to the boyfriend, so he concocts a plan to make someone else speak first.
The guy drops his fork, goes over to his girlfriend at the table, throws her up on top and just starts fucking her in front of everyone. The father and mother are obviously mortified. But even with their jaws on the floor, no one says a word.
The guy stops and thinks to himself “This is going to be harder than I thought….” then he gets another idea…..
Without hesitation, he runs over to the mother throws her up on the table and fucks the shit out of her, right in front of the father.
The dad is staring daggers through the boyfriend and turning bright red in anger. But still says nothing. The girlfriend is becoming teary eyed and covering her mouth with her hands, but doesn’t make a peep.
The boyfriend stops fucking the mother and sits back down at his seat, completely flustered. He takes a gander out the window, and notices a sudden heavy rain has settled in. He then realizes that his vintage motorbike is parked on the street, uncovered.
The boyfriend pops out of his seat and grabs his tub of vaseline.
The dad jumps out of his chair and yells out, “ALRIGHT, I’LL DO THE GODDAMNED DISHES!”
Three kids come to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table.
The mother asks the oldest boy what heâd like to eat. “Iâll have some fucking French toast,” he says. The mother is outraged at his language, spanks him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. “Well, I guess that leaves more fucking French toast for me,” he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally, she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. “I donât know,” he says meekly, “but I definitely donât want any fucking French toast.”
******************************
Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” said Little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he’s a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. “How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal?” he asks. “Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don’t get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren’t getting any milk.” Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: “Are you going to tell him, or should I?”
*******************************
An English couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years, the child doesnât speak and his parents start to worry about him. After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word.
The English couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovely child, and on his next birthday, they threw him a party and made him a chocolate cake with orange icing.
The parents are in the kitchen when the boy comes in and says, âMother, Father, I do not care for the orange icing on the chocolate cake.â
My God,â says his mother. âYou can speak?â
To which the German boy replies, âOf course.â
“How come you’ve never spoken before?â asks his father.
âWell,â says the boy, âup until now, everything has been satisfactory.â
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an avid
opponent of hunting purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There
was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good
view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her
haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and, as a result,
got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she rushed to a local ER
to see a doctor. As she explained how she came to get all the splinters, she
shared with him that she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and how much she
despised hunters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then
told her to go wait in the examining room while he would see if he could help
her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry
woman demanded, âWhat took you so long?â He smiled and then told her, âWell, I
had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service,
and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a
ârecreational areaâ so close to a waste treatment facility. Iâm sorry, but due
to Obamacare they turned you down.
HOWEVER, the Cabal hand is definitely showing on remdesivir, and we need to focus on that INTENDED CURE, because that is where people are exposed enough to be taken down.
Check out the linked article. Really explains the SQUABBLING AMONG THIEVES.
Great link. All the bad guys planned on monetizing this sucker (remdesivir) BIG-TIME, and poor little hydroxychloroquine beat them to the punch and did better, because the plotters left a curative BACKDOOR (antimalarials as antivirals) for themselves.
What a story! CRIMINALS!
— Wolf Moon, Winnie the Flu Pre-Sale Shopper (@WOLFM00N) April 29, 2020
The U Tree 
*Pokes my head up. Looks around.*
Is there anything left?
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One more day, and then I have to make a month more of open threads, unless somebody wants to take that over….. đ
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OK, you got the “kitchens”, you got the “crass”…..now you get the dregs.
A young man goes to confession
He says “Father, I have sinned.”
The priest asks him “Tell me son, what have you done?”
The young man admits “I’ve just cheated on my girlfriend”
Priest “Oh, son, that’s not good, but we all stray from God’s path occasionally”
“But Father, that’s not the worst of it. They were twin sisters”
“Son, I can see you’re feeling guilty, but I’m sure you can atone…”
“I’m not done, Father. They were only 18”
“Son, legally and in the eyes of God…”
“They were virgins, from Sweden. Blonde. They barely spoke a word of English and I took advantage of them!”
The priest is getting a little flustered now “Ok, well, it’s going to take some serious prayer and reflection on your sins to make your peace with the Lord.”
The young man continues “But Father, it was in my girlfriend’s bed, while she was at the hospital visiting her sick mother”
Before the priest can say anything, the young man continues:
“It went on for hours. My God, they were so beautiful, I took them in turns, and both at the same time, it was wild. We fucked in the bed, on the floor, in the shower, on the kitchen bench, and then when my girlfriend walked in, I just kept going. They were insatiable…”
The priest, now getting upset, says “Son, stop!”
But the man continues “…I got it on video, so I can keep it for whenever I want to see it, and I can show it to my friends, and hey, do you want to see it?”
The priest yells “Stop! No! I don’t want to see it! Goddamit, what kind of Catholic are you?!”
The man replies “I’m not a Catholic”
Perplexed, the priest asks “…Then why come to church, why are you in confession? Why are you telling me all this?”
“Dude… I’m telling everyone!”
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LIKE, DUDE!
LMAO!
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Wolfie:
Sanpepi mentioned DMG (Dimethylglycine) aka Vitamin B15 (But Russia has the patent so not sold under that name) for Oxygen problems.
A bit of a dig:
Sloan Kettering
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I have been having major shortness of breath problems for the last couple of years (Asthma & Allergies) Right now, even though I do not have the other symptoms of asthma, I still can not walk at a normal pace without getting out of breath.
3000 mg C
5000 mcg B12
CoosMama’s recommended Nettle Leaf & Licorice root
Have all helped to get me off my daily antihistamines but my O2 saturation remains in the 92 -94 range most of the time.
I figure we BOTH can try this stuff and see how it works. Since we both have Pulse Oximeters we will even have ‘measurable’ results. đ¤Ł
No way is the current Corporatocracy going to allow ‘Clinical Trials’ to prove a cheap ‘herbal’ works.
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I have used the following brands of DMG and recommend either one.
125 mg capsule from Kirkman. http://www.kirkmangroup.com
125 mg sublingual tablet from Aangamik (Food Science Labs)
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Wolfie,
scott467 had suggested
“….a Thread (I think you talked about making one just recently) where we put together all the various self-treatment options, everybody spend $20 or $30 to get a two week supply âjust in caseâ, and then get back to life.
If we get sick â which most of us wonât, anyway â we would already have treatment ready to go, we wonât even need to waste time or money going to the doctor….”
I very much second that and suggest it is a NO COMMENTS THREAD for NORMIES that we can hand to our fear frozen neighbors, relatives and friends.
Make it just a thread where the various vitamins, minerals and nutrients are listed along with the scientific studies if at all possible or the secondary anecdotal information if that is not possible.
Most of the information is already on:
*https://wqth.wordpress.com/2020/02/10/20200210th-19th-coronavirus-thread/
Have a thread here on the UTree for people offering additional suggestions that need to be added to that article so we can keep the article it’self ‘clean’
Also include Dr Didier Raoult’s Findings.
He was the rated #1 virologist in the world while Fauci is #33 I think. One of the other treeper’s had the URL. He is now being vilified. Daily Beast calls him a ‘CLIMATE DENIER! đ˛ đ …𤣠SMART MAN!
Hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin as a treatment of COVID-19: results of an open-label non-randomized clinical trial
Dr Raoult’s April 10th up date:
Click to access Abstract_Raoult_EarlyTrtCovid19_09042020_vD1v.pdf
Discussion:
*https://techstartups.com/2020/04/10/renowned-french-doctor-didier-raoult-published-new-results-of-1061-coronavirus-patients-treated-using-hyroxychloroquine-with-91-success-rate/
Full peer-rieviewed study
https://drive.google.com/file/d/186Bel9RqfsmEx55FDum4xY_IlWSHnGbj/view
And include:
The possible origins of 2019-nCoV coronavirus by Botao Xiao of the South China University of Technology
AND perhaps the fact:
“On January 13, Agnes Buzyn, still Franceâs Health Minister, classifies chloroquine as a âpoisonous substance,â from now on only available by prescription. An astonishing move, considering that it has been sold off the shelf in France for half a century”
As well as The mysterious âdisappearanceâ â more likely outright theft â of all the stocks of chloroquine in possession of the French government. “
*https://asiatimes.com/2020/03/why-france-is-hiding-a-cheap-and-tested-virus-cure/
And Dr Jason Fung explains the Financial Conflicts of Interests and the End of Evidence-based Medicine:
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6IO2DZjOkY&feature=emb_logo
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And don’t forget the tabulation of studies:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1O6Cls-Oz2ZAgJuyDbnICEGjMvQPEyM-aaXARUomR9Ww/edit#
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I’ll do the thread, but I won’t do a “no comments” thread. All information need to be subject to immediate challenge, qualification, modification, etc.
But I will do the thread shortly!
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OK, I was just suggesting the comments be separated from the article so it is easier on the normies we hand it to.
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I hear you. Comments are always at the end. People know – comments are comments.
I *HATE* authority that doesn’t allow open criticism. Hiding from comments is WEAK. I’m an asshole, and people are allowed to tell me to my face, because MUH FREE SPEECH.
It’s a gift! đ
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“Iâm an asshole,”
____________
It’s much funnier without the ‘L’… still cracks me up, every time đđđ
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That would be great Gail!
Something short and sweet, that doesn’t make the eyes glaze over đ
There must be at least a few different combinations of over-the-counter ingredients that add up to “close enough” to the right cocktail.
Need brand names and mg amounts so regular people (like me!!!) can just identify the right products and buy them. Quick and easy. đ
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Musical Interlude #1 —
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An eighty-five year old couple, married for almost sixty years, died in a car crash and went to the Pearly Gates.
They had been in good health for the last ten years, mainly as a result of the wife’s interest in healthy diets and exercise.
St. Peter welcomed them into Heaven and took them to their small palace in heaven- complete with a large bedroom, Jacuzzi, full kitchen, and billiards table. “How much will this cost us?” asked the husband. “Nothing,” St. Peter responded. “This is Heaven- everything is free!”
Next, he took them to the Championship golf course just minutes away from their mansion. They would have golfing privileges whenever they wanted, an angel as a caddy on command, and the course even changed daily to represent the most elite courses on Earth. “This is… stupendous,” the wife asked. “What are the green fees?” Again, St. Peter said “Nothing. This is Heaven- everything is taken care of.”
Next, he took them to the equivalence of a five-star restaurant next to the course. Wagyu beef, prime rib, lobster, veal, salmon, rare vegetables and spices- all one could eat.
“How much-”
“Again, free,” St. Peter responded to the wife. “This is Heaven.”
The husband paused. “Well… this is all nice, but… do you have any low cholesterol, low-fat options…?”
St. Peter chuckled. “In Heaven, you don’t have to worry about Earthly problems. You will never get fat and you will never get sick.”
Suddenly, the husband grew angry, and screamed toward the sky. St. Peter and the man’s wife tried calming him down, but he kept getting angrier.
“What’s the matter???” the wife asked. “Why aren’t you happy here???”
The man responded, “This is all YOUR fault!!! If it weren’t for your fucking ‘bran muffins’ and ‘paleo chicken’ recipes, we could have been here 10 years ago!!!”
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Musical Interlude #2 —
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A guy buys a vintage motorcycle he saw for sale in an ad in the paper. When he goes to pick the bike up, the dude who sells him the bike says:
“Now remember….that’s all original leather. You can’t let it get too wet. If it starts raining and you don’t have anywhere to shelter it, make sure you keep a tub of vaseline with you. Rub it all over the seat so the water will just bead off.”
The guy takes his new bike and goes to pick up his girlfriend. The girlfriend invites the guy over to her parents house for dinner. This will be the first time he’s ever eaten with her family.
“I should let you know the rule of the table” she said. “There is no talking allowed. The first person to talk at the table has to clean the dishes.”
The guy doesn’t think this is that big of a deal until he arrives at the family’s house and looks in the kitchen. There must be at least three months worth of dishes inside. They are stacked up to the ceiling, stinking and rotting of mold and old bits of food everywhere. The guy almost throws up at the smell and sight of such a disgusting state of affairs.
Dinner begins, and no one is saying a word. The tension is starting to get to the boyfriend, so he concocts a plan to make someone else speak first.
The guy drops his fork, goes over to his girlfriend at the table, throws her up on top and just starts fucking her in front of everyone. The father and mother are obviously mortified. But even with their jaws on the floor, no one says a word.
The guy stops and thinks to himself “This is going to be harder than I thought….” then he gets another idea…..
Without hesitation, he runs over to the mother throws her up on the table and fucks the shit out of her, right in front of the father.
The dad is staring daggers through the boyfriend and turning bright red in anger. But still says nothing. The girlfriend is becoming teary eyed and covering her mouth with her hands, but doesn’t make a peep.
The boyfriend stops fucking the mother and sits back down at his seat, completely flustered. He takes a gander out the window, and notices a sudden heavy rain has settled in. He then realizes that his vintage motorbike is parked on the street, uncovered.
The boyfriend pops out of his seat and grabs his tub of vaseline.
The dad jumps out of his chair and yells out, “ALRIGHT, I’LL DO THE GODDAMNED DISHES!”
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Musical Interlude #3 —
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Too short to count —
Three kids come to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table.
The mother asks the oldest boy what heâd like to eat. “Iâll have some fucking French toast,” he says. The mother is outraged at his language, spanks him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. “Well, I guess that leaves more fucking French toast for me,” he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally, she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. “I donât know,” he says meekly, “but I definitely donât want any fucking French toast.”
******************************
Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” said Little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he’s a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. “How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal?” he asks. “Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don’t get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren’t getting any milk.” Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: “Are you going to tell him, or should I?”
*******************************
An English couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years, the child doesnât speak and his parents start to worry about him. After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word.
The English couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovely child, and on his next birthday, they threw him a party and made him a chocolate cake with orange icing.
The parents are in the kitchen when the boy comes in and says, âMother, Father, I do not care for the orange icing on the chocolate cake.â
My God,â says his mother. âYou can speak?â
To which the German boy replies, âOf course.â
“How come you’ve never spoken before?â asks his father.
âWell,â says the boy, âup until now, everything has been satisfactory.â
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Stole this from gab
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an avid
opponent of hunting purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There
was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good
view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her
haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and, as a result,
got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she rushed to a local ER
to see a doctor. As she explained how she came to get all the splinters, she
shared with him that she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and how much she
despised hunters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then
told her to go wait in the examining room while he would see if he could help
her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry
woman demanded, âWhat took you so long?â He smiled and then told her, âWell, I
had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service,
and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a
ârecreational areaâ so close to a waste treatment facility. Iâm sorry, but due
to Obamacare they turned you down.
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Thank you, Harry Lime!
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WOW!
Wolfie
Q put up a document that has all the OLD covid virus vs HCQ/zinc trials!!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1545C_dJWMIAgqeLEsfo2U8Kq5WprDuARXrJl6N1aDjY/preview#
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Yes, this is going to be a big deal.
HOWEVER, the Cabal hand is definitely showing on remdesivir, and we need to focus on that INTENDED CURE, because that is where people are exposed enough to be taken down.
Check out the linked article. Really explains the SQUABBLING AMONG THIEVES.
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