20191109: LSU v. Bama

It’s gonna be a helluva game. These two teams have hated each other for generations, both have been recent National Champions, and now, they are ranked #2 and #3. It’s normally a big game, but adding to the pressure, the President is attending. It’s going to be wild. Can’t wait. Climb in, we’re going to leave Death Valley, Tiger Town, USA, and cross Mississippi, but we have to hurry.

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We going to head up I-20, bang a left to Tuscaloosa, AL.

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Don’t give a damn if you don’t like football.  This weekend, Saturday at 2:30pm on CBS, you have to be a fan. These are the champions. It’s the place to be. Take in the buzz. Bathe in testosterone. Slop around and revel in it. Eat what you want. Smell the sweat. Kiss a pretty girl. Have a beer…. and watch our titans play. Love every minute of it.


As an Ole Miss Alum, we were born and bred to detest BOTH teams. To cheer for either side would be like Ben Rhodes, as a trusted member of the TRUMP admin (unthinkable), having sex with Russian triplets in the Oval Office (all of it is unthinkable) . It will be a tough choice in our house this Saturday. Team loyalty is like a religion. In fact, Big T and his buddies went to a LSU spring training, baseball workout. They sat out in right field and had done research on the outfielders. They dogged the poor kid so badly he was pulled from the game. Sports is like war. All is fair.

Of course, my girlfriends are just as bad, probably worse. This is what we think of LSU Cheerleaders.

LSU Cheerleader

But don’t think all Louisiana girls look like that. Matt Flynn was the quarterback for LSU, THIS WAS HIS GIRLFRIEND. She was Miss Louisiana. 


Of course, you might remember the time Brent Musburger embarrassed himself over the girlfriend of the Alabama Quarterback. They interviewed the couple but Brent ignored the quarterback. Whoops….. Remember her? She was Miss Alabama.


Yeah, well, just remember, I’m the Mississippi redhead in the middle of Louisiana and Alabama. Yeah……. anyway…..

Alabama has won so many championships lately, almost everyone in the country is green with envy and resentful. But those sweet boys from Alabama were kind to our President when they won the Championship and visited the WH.

Bama teeam

The problem with Alabama is that Sabin is prone to be a jackass. 


In order to understand the backstory of why everyone in the SEC hates LSU, you have to understand the corn dog “thing”. Bottom line, no one eats a corn dog when we have such an abundance of great food in the south. Yet, for some reason, we think a “Tiger”, the mascot of LSU, loves corn dogs, and we think LSU fans SMELL like corn dogs… which generally pisses them off.


Cajuns are not like us. Don’t you see that, yet? They are really sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all.

I know, I know. We sniff the Bammers and the UGA Dawgs and the Ole Messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don’t press your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don’t refer to Death Valley as corn dog valley either. I mean that’s just wrong. Even if you’ve been drinking, they’ll beat you up and curse out your kids.


But it’s all in good fun, we get along, especially if we have to play Ohio State.

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Midday on Friday, expect the grills, tents, and coolers, to roll into Tuscaloosa. 

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Never underestimate the creativity of a man when he’s intent on cooking meat. Same guy from up top turned his old car into a grill. Waste not, want not. Love the flames.

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We’ll all eat great food. 

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The kids will all have a great time.

Moms and dads will unpack and repack.

Another terrific weekend.

But this weekend game is a little different. We’re playing for all the marbles. LSU and Alabama are ranked #2 and #3, both with first place votes. Between College Football Ranking and AP Top 25, there’s only NINE votes between Ohio State, LSU, and Alabama. We’re ignoring Clemson for now.

Whoever wins this game will probably be ranked #1. So, yeah, this is a big game.

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Our boys will leave it all on the field, probably the most important game of their young lives. Let’s hope there are no injuries. 

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The President will arrive in Alabama for the game. There will be extra security in the “student section” and the students have been threatened by administration to not protest, or lose seasons tickets, etc. Trying to stay focused on the big game, not let the stress get into your head. The national media is already in Alabama, and they are getting an earful. Social media is having a field day.


On Saturday, Tuscaloosa is the place to be. A late-season championship game. In the end, there can only be one winner. It’s true, I do love the South. 


Cheapest ticket is now $273.

See you on Saturday!

33 thoughts on “20191109: LSU v. Bama

  1. $273 – holy cow!!!

    Love those RINGHATS! I thought CHEESEHEADS were bad. LOL!

    Yes, FOOTBALL is a religion in places, but in my opinion it’s one of the good ones.

    Pagan, yes – worshiping PIGSKIN can be nothing but – but still – a GOOD RELIGION that turns BOYS into MEN and GIRLS into WOMEN!!! 😉

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    1. Cthulhu, you would have so much fun at a game. It’s like being able to see in color for the first time, when you lived your life in Black and White, and then topped with smell and taste senses. Everything is on overload.
      It like a Mardi Gras parade, which is 1000% better and different than a Rose Bowl Parade, and with better food and liquor.

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  2. This storied game always calls for special eats, even in this desert rat household. No ribs or crawdads on hand so here it’ll be deluxe nachos for game time and for supper that porterhouse I bought for a special occasion. Add a pitcher of margaritas and some homemade brews, we’re all set!

    In an oddball season of CFB matchups it’s good to know some things never change, like this game!

    The only thing to make it even better is for our President to endorse the next senator from Alabama, Jeff Sessions, tomorrow in Tuscaloosa!

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  3. Great article Daughn! I have a SonIL who is a rabid Alabama fan, a son who is a born and raised Georgia fan. Lots of fights. So this house pulls for anyone who plays against Sabin. SIL will get a lot of heat when they lose because he is at the game today. Long ride back to Georgia.

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    1. LOVE your handle …

      Late hubby was a sailor and we went to the lake most weekends to sail… passed thru a little place called “Plum Nelly” and every time I see your handle I think of him. Now you reveal that you are in GA………………..So, we must plum nelly be neighbors ! I’m ‘cross the Savannah in South Carolina.

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          1. TY. I totally changed up my original WP account and came back with a new one. It seems the self righteous M from OT had a case of the ass for the other one. So now I’m in witness protection😂😂😂

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        1. Bobby Bowden used to stay with us.
          The local Junior College was 2yr champions for a long time and Bowden would send players here ((if they needed to improve their grades).
          He would come in and check every now and then…. mostly it was support staff.
          Gotta recruit.

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          1. Wild gator is the best,I dont to much care for farm raised gator meat but I reckon that’s just a southern thang.
            Wild gator dont get stressed like farm raised gator and tend to be not so tough I think.

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            1. I must have had wild gator then, in New Orleans. It was excellent.

              In the UK, I have bought crocodile originally from South Africa on occasion. Very tough, unless one tenderises it for three days in orange juice. Perhaps it was farmed.

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